What About The FUCKING TOE ???

WALTER : That wasn’t her to Dude.



DUDE :  Whose Toe was it Walter?



WALTER : How the FUCK should I know? I know that nothing about it indicates



DUDE : The Nail Polish Walter!



WALTER : Fine Dude, is it impossible to apply some nail polish to someones toe?



DUDE : Where the fuck are they gonna get a Toe?



WALTER : You want a toe? Hell I can get you a toe Dude .. Beleive me they are ways, 

                      you don’t wanna know Dude ..



DUDE : Yeah but Walter.



WALTER : Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon … With nail polish .. Fucking amateurs !!! They send us a toe and expect us to Shit ourselves in fear  ….



DUDE : Walter ????



WALTER : Jesus Christ !



DUDE : Walter 



WALTER : The point is  …



DUDE : Walter? They’re gonna kill her, and then they’re gonna kill me.



WALTER : That’s … That’s just the stress talking man. Now what it seems we have so far is  

                      what appears to me to be a string of victimless crimes.



DUDE : What ABout The FUCKING TOE ???? !!!!!!!



WALTER :  Forget ABout The FUCKING TOE !!!!














DUDE
 
with
 
The FUCKING TOE
 
 
 
 
 
 
BUNNY LEBOWSKI
“THAT FUCKING SLUT”
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
 
GOT ANY KAHLUA ?
 
THE COLLECTED RECIPES of THE DUDE
 
by Daniel Zwicke
 
 
 
“FAR OUT MAN”  !!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Walter :  “FCUKING NAZIS” !!!
 
Donny :  “They Were NAZIS DUDE?”
 
 
 





BIG LEBOWSKI QUOTES

Big Lebowski Monkey Bread Recipe

 
 
“Hey Monti!  Com on in. I just made some Monkey Bread.”
 
 
MONKEY BREAD
 
Monkey
Bread? With a name like that, you know it’s gotta be right up ol Duders alley,
“no pun intended.” The Dude has been eating it since childhood. These days, The
Dude likes to whip up a pan of Monkey Bread to have with his morning coffee.
It’s enough to last him about 3 days for breakfast and as a late snack he’ll
just rip a bit off and eat it along with a White Russian. Dude says, the two
make a great food pairing. We agree. This is his mother’s recipe. Enjoy!
½ cup Granulated Sugar, 1 teaspoon Cinnamon
2 packages of Pillsbury Grands Biscuits,
½ cup chopped Walnuts,  ½ cup Raisons
1 cup Brown Sugar,  ¾ cup melted Butter
1.
Grease a Bundt Cake Pan with soft Butter or shortening.
Heat
oven to 350 degrees.
2.
Mix granulated sugar and cinnamon in a large mixing bowl. Cut each biscuit into
4 equal pieces and add to bowl with cinnamon sugar. Mix completely. Add raisons
and walnuts to bowl and mix again.
3.
In a small bowl, mix melted butter and brown sugar together.

4.
Place the biscuits into bundt-pan. Pour the brown sugar butter mixture over the
biscuits. Place pan in oven and cook at 350 degrees for 25 to 30 minutes. Take
out of oven and let cool for 8 minutes before serving.
 
 
 
 
 
Ingredients to Make MONKEY BREAD
Pilsbury Grands Biscuits, Butter, Granulated Suagr,
Brown Sugar
And you also need Raisons & Walnuts, not pictured here ..
 
 
 
 
MONKEY BREAD
 
 
 
 
GOT ANY KAHLUA ?
 
 
WALTER & THE DUDE HAVING COFFEE
 
“WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE?”
 
 
Hey Fellas, where’s The MONKEY BREAD?
 
 
 

 

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

THE BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK
Gets New Cover
THE OLD COVER
BYE BYE !!!
Old COVER


The Big Lebowski Cookbook “GOT ANY KAHLUA” Gets a new cover, and it’s a beauty. The old cover was good while it lasted, but the new cover is much more vibrant, and we really like it. The inside of the old book was always great, with Awesome Recipes from The DUDE and Great Quips & Quotes from The Greatest Cult Movie of All-Time, “The BIG LEBOWSKI”
  So for all the Millions of Achievers (Followers of The Big Lebowski) who can never get enough of The Dude and The Big Lebowski, Got Any Kahlua? The Collected Recipes of The Dude is just the ticket. The bookbook will give you a lifetime of enjoyment and will enrich your life through the enjoyment you get, coupled with all the tasty food of which all the recipes are easily made, they save you Money (quite a lot), and save you time. “What’s better than that we ask?” Not much, except maybe cooking up a batch of The Dudes Famous Cowboy Chili, watching The Big Lebowski for the 100th Time, drinking some White Russsians (Recip in The Book) and making Tacos, Burritos or a Bowl of Chili with the Cowboy Chili you just cooked. There’s a great recipe fo Teh Dude’s Guacamole as well.
So get a copy of Got Any Kahlua’ aka The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK, Cook, have a Good Time and always Abide! We do !!!